Very very funny post on the joys of daytime TV.:
“JERRY – so Haley, you’re clearly a stripper in lingerie we’ve hired to come on today, tell us about your fetish, which we’ve just made up for you.
HALEY – I like to kiss girls wearing lipstick – here’s my friend/colleague Karly to demonstrate.
Enter KARLY, in lingerie – they kiss.
CROWD – Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
JERRY – Okay, you’re here to tell your boyfriend your dark secret – let’s bring him on!
Enter BIG FAT REVOLTING MEATHEAD
CROWD – Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
MEATHEAD – Hi Jerry.
JERRY – Haley, tell Meathead your secret.
HALEY – I like to kiss girls wearing lipstick. This is Karly.
KARLY – Hi.
MEATHEAD – [gurgling noises]
JERRY – How do you feel, Meathead?……………..” [read the rest]
Excellent stuff, but Mat… you said you weren’t watching daytime TV ;)