Very very funny post on the joys of daytime TV.:
“JERRY - so Haley, you’re clearly a stripper in lingerie we’ve hired to come on today, tell us about your fetish, which we’ve just made up for you.
HALEY - I like to kiss girls wearing lipstick - here’s my friend/colleague Karly to demonstrate.
Enter KARLY, in lingerie - they kiss.
CROWD - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
JERRY - Okay, you’re here to tell your boyfriend your dark secret - let’s bring him on!
Enter BIG FAT REVOLTING MEATHEAD
CROWD - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
MEATHEAD - Hi Jerry.
JERRY - Haley, tell Meathead your secret.
HALEY - I like to kiss girls wearing lipstick. This is Karly.
KARLY - Hi.
MEATHEAD - [gurgling noises]
JERRY - How do you feel, Meathead?……………..” [read the rest]
Excellent stuff, but Mat… you said you weren’t watching daytime TV ;)
